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The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
by Free6000 December 9, 2008
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Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.
by Mayhem Burns December 29, 2011
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The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
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A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically
Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!
by Aky July 18, 2006
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The "Rooftop Theory of Relativity" was created in the early summer of 2007. It is named such because at the time of its creation the theorists were conversing on the rooftop of their residence. The theory is rather simple and is described as follows: "Everything is relative."
The Rooftop Theory of Relativity is applicable and appropriate for all occasions.
by steako August 12, 2008
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